Wisha Wozzariter
The Absent Author
Playing with Kangaroo Words
When I wrote about using Friends Behind Walls for my online reading programme, the first thing I thought of doing was playing with words. Putti loves breaking words up to make sense of them. Brouhaha = brew+haha, but has nothing to do with brewing tea or being funny.
Yesterday, we thought of words like this. We thought of ‘unfortunately’ and ‘perspective’, as we hunted for humorous ideas.
“Is ‘guin’ a word?” one child asked me. Of course he wanted to do something with what a penguin is not.
One idea led to another and we came to kangaroo words. I’m not good at coming up with these, but I love the idea! A kangaroo word is one that carries a synonym of itself in the word.

We discussed just a handful in class – masculine contains the word male, blossom contains the word bloom, chicken contains the word hen. “I know this is difficult,” I told the children, “but see if you can think of another kangaroo word for yourself!
All the while, I could think of not one word myself.
By the end of class, an eight-year-old piped up, “Miss, miss! I thought of one! Instructor! It contains the word tutor!”
Do you see why I love my reading programme so much?
I did read up about kangaroo words before I conducted this session. If you’d like to discover more words, here are two sites I visited:
Flying with Grandpa
The Mystery of the Secret Hair Oil Formula
Maya in a Mess
Past the Halfway Mark
Workshops Launching in April 2021
Online Reading Programme – Looking Back
Amelia Bedelia Means Business
Amelia Bedelia. The name just asks you to read it aloud. And what a character Amelia is! As with the very best fictional characters (I’m thinking of Anne Shirley, Pippi Longstocking and the like), Amelia’s personality leaps out of the pages. She makes you chuckle at her sheer optimism, at her zest and her drive. Obstacles? What are those?
Amelia sees Suzanne’s new bike and knows she has to get one for herself. But her parents are unwilling to give her an advance Christmas-cum-birthday present. What they are willing to do, however, is meet her halfway. If she can find a way to pay half the price, they’ll pay the other half. Amelia and her father shake hands, and they have a deal.
The problem, though, is Amelia’s tendency to take things literally. Idioms are puzzling. Ways of speaking make no sense. So, when she’s working at a restaurant and a customer asks her for ‘a pie – and step on it’, what do you think she does?
I know that Amelia Bedelia Means Business is probably a little advanced for some children in this age group, but it’s so much fun that I’m sure we’ll enjoy it anyway! Here’s what I will do with it at my reading programme.

Idioms
I’ve done workshops on idioms before, but I now know that Amelia Bedelia Means Business is the perfect book to use even in the future to play with idioms. What do we mean by the following?
- I’ll meet you halfway.
- A lemon
- A pink slip
- A piece of cake
- Easy as pie
I’m sure discussing these will lead to hilarious exchanges!
Business Ideas
Children always have wonderful business ideas. How can they earn money? What would they do with money that they earn? Do they have a piggy bank? I think we can have so many intriguing conversations about money making!
Discussion
What do we do when we make a mistake? How frightening is failure? Amelia is one resilient character. She makes mistake after mistake and bounces back each time. A book like this creates a safe space for children to talk about their failures and mistakes, and what they did to move on.
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Hungry to Read
If there was one thing that could push you to read, what would that be? How would you get someone who doesn’t like reading to read?
When Arjun’s teacher announces a competition in school, Arjun is thrilled – until he learns that it is a reading competition. He is no reader; he likes logic, facts and all things mathematical. The problem is that the prize is so attractive that Arjun is tempted. The question, though, is how far he is willing to go to help his class to win.
The reasons I chose Hungry to Read for my reading programme are very different from the reasons I chose every other book. More than having enjoyed the book, I love the possibilities it has when it comes to activities and conversations. Here is some of what I will do with the book.

Scavenger hunt
I love book scavenger hunts! We’ll do a quick one with this book, simply to start a conversation on the different kinds of books we read.
Book discussion
Some conversations need to happen time and time again if ever we want to move away from ideas of ‘girlie’ and ‘bad English’. Why does Arjun find a book about a princess too girlie? Why does Sheen get angry with Rio’s lack of fluency?
Language shaming is something I’ve written about in the past, and it finds its worst form when it comes to a language like English. Language shaming leaves deep impressions on children, and this is something I want children to think about. Gender stereotyping is something I have trouble with in books too, and I want conversations to happen around what constitutes ‘girlie’ and what is ‘boyish’. How much will seven- and eight-year-olds contribute to a conversation like this? I can only begin the conversation and find out!
How to pick a book
A book about a Read Drive is a wonderful way to introduce children to how to choose books. During the reading challenges at the British Library, I often found children picking the thinnest possible books so that they could easily get done with their quota of six books in six weeks. Other children, seeking to impress their teachers, chose the thickest book, paying no attention to whether it seemed interesting to them.
How do we choose a book? How can we pick something suited to our age, understanding and interest? I will use Hungry to Read to talk about it!
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Lucky Girl
Lucky Girl is a hilarious book. It’s imaginative, wacky and full of surprises. Sumi is a lucky girl. With her pink bed, a window that overlooks the sea, soft toys and a chef for a mother, she must be a lucky girl, right?
Wrong.
As I chuckled my way through this hOle book written by Shabnam Minwalla and illustrated by Tanvi Bhat, I knew I had to work with it at my reading programme! Here are a few things I plan to do with the book.

Funny recipes
Pammi Gupta makes pumpkin peel muffins and furry leaf parathas for Sumi. Yuck! What kinds of things would you put together to make an imaginative meal? Would you eat the things you can see on the cover of the book? Once you know what the ingredients are, would you still eat them?
Poetry
Sumi takes part in a poetry writing competition organised by Fab Foods. Her friend Priya wants to write one kind of poem while she wants to write another kind. Can you write a short poem about some food that you like?
What’s in a name?
Depending on what recipe book Pammi Gupta is writing, she calls her daughter Sumangali something else.
Baby Dim Sum. Sumacaroni. Sushi.
I’m waiting for the children to play with their own names and come up with new and funny name extensions!
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Online Reading Programme – Second Edition!
My Year in Workshops – 2020
Creating Memorable Characters with Sophie
And just like that, the third and last guest session for the current batches of my online writing programme is over. It doesn’t feel like very long ago that I announced the programme, wondering whether there would be enough participants. I did not promise guest sessions because I knew it would depend on the response I received. It needed to be feasible to invite guest speakers, both in terms of the number of participants and in terms of my ability to pay the speakers. But here we go, two batches for two age groups are nearly over!
Sophie’s writing workshop was my third guest session, and it was lovely. Sessions where I learn something about methodology are always extra special. For instance, Sophie worked with excerpts from the classics, something I’ve never imagined doing. She chose tiny sections from Persuasion, The Tenant of Wildfell Hall, The Lord of the Rings and Boy, amongst others, and she invited the participants to pay attention to the technique employed before putting it into practice themselves.
Importantly for me, she worked with representation and the problem with stereotypes. Whose voice gets heard in stories? How often do we write about someone from a different faith? Are disabled characters represented in literature? Are we guilty of using stereotypes when we describe our characters?

Especially with so many children consistently writing about white characters in Europe and America, I loved that she led a discussion about stories set in contexts that we know and the importance of researching contexts we don’t.
I’m already excited about the next batches of my creative writing programme, scheduled to launch in April! A few quick links:
- Find out more about the programme, the fee structure and the outline.
- Receive email notifications about upcoming reading and writing workshops.
- Read about the first guest session with Nalini Sorensen.
- Read about the second guest session with Dr. Sreeja Nag.
- Read excerpts of what participants have to say about the writing programme – reflection one and reflection two.
Workshop Anecdotes
So many little things happen during workshops! That’s what makes them so much fun.
For instance, my reading programme began on Tuesday and I started with Asha Nehemiah’s Trouble with Magic. We spoke about all the wonderful things we’d invent because, in some ways, science and magic are pretty much the same thing.
One child would invent a door. You step through the door and get to whatever place you want to go. You just have to tell the door where you’d like to be.
“And what trouble could you have with magic of this sort?” I asked.
The boy thought for a bit. “If you don’t speak clearly,” he said, very clearly. “You could end up in the wrong place.”
Another child invented this – a vacation machine! Do notice how machine is spelt. Also, I love that the key words are there. No more and no less!

At my writing programme yesterday, I had more fun. The children here are older and I wanted to start a conversation about how we choose names for our characters. I asked them to come up with a nickname for each of the others – including me, if they wanted. I’ve done this activity before and many children are often shy about giving me a nickname. But yesterday was all kinds of delightful.
One girl named me ‘Funsha’. She wanted to use my real name as the root and couple it with a characteristic she associates with me. Isn’t that just lovely?
There’s another girl called Vrinda in the batch, whom she renamed ‘Vrintresting’ because, well, she’s very interesting.
Another girl named me Mia.
After a horse.
She reddened as soon as she realised how that sounds, but quickly explained, “I go horse riding and I love that horse! She’s friendly, calm, patient and just … she reminds me of you!”
I’ve never been named after a horse before, and I certainly never expected to feel so delighted about it!
Creating Memorable Characters
Both batches of my online creative writing programme began in October. Two months out of three have flown by, and I can’t quite believe that I’ve had eight sessions with each batch. We’ve had two wonderful guest sessions too – one with author Nalini Sorensen and one with Dr. Sreeja Nag. It’s time to announce my third and last guest session for this batch, with a multicultural writer-friend, Sophie Gaden.
About the Facilitator
Sophie is a French-Brazilian writer, teacher, and translator. She spent her childhood in Brazil, but at the age of 12, she moved to India where she lived for eight years. As if three countries with three different cultures weren’t enough, she took another step across the world and graduated in English Literature and Creative Writing from Lancaster University. She is now based in London, writing poetry, translating, and teaching English at a secondary school. She is also a poetry translator at the Atelier do Centro in Sao Paulo.
Creating Memorable Characters

What are characters, really? Mysterious beings, figments of our imagination.
How do writers create characters? Why are some characters so memorable? What makes them unique?
Sophie will also be dealing with representation, addressing the need to be more inclusive in our stories. We’ll discuss ideas and explore techniques and activities that will help us imagine and create characters that stay with us long after we close the book.
Details
| Fee | ₹400 per head (UPI: seshanvarsha@okhdfcbank or bank transfer – please contact me for my bank details; my number is in the poster) |
| Age-group | 9-13 |
| Date | 19th December 2020 |
| Time | 4 pm to 5 pm IST |
How to register
This is a free event for all those who have registered for my online creative writing programme. Non participants may join this standalone workshop on payment of the registration fee of ₹400.
This workshop was held on the 19th of December. To be intimated about forthcoming workshops programmes in advance, please fill this form or follow me on social media – Facebook, Instagram and Twitter.
Science Stories with Sreeja
What a whirlwind weekend I’ve had! With the Scholastic Writing Awards ceremony, a guest session at my online creative writing programme, and a weekend workshop for the ten winners of the Scholastic Writing Awards, the weekend has flown by in the best possible way!

As with every guest session, yesterday was special. I’ve invited Sreeja before and I know how exciting conversations with her can be for a group of curious young writers. She’s exciting, warm and generous with her interactions, never dismissing a question or an idea out of hand. For instance, there was a moment yesterday when a child asked her, “Could there be mermaids on some other planet?”
Sreeja paused and then responded, “Why not?”
Sreeja is a scientist at NASA and also leads a team at a start-up that is building and deploying what could be the first self-driving robotic fleet on public roads. She has a PhD in Space Systems Engineering from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, Cambridge and studies space systems, space robotics for Earth observation, space traffic management, and vehicular robotics validation. That’s about as exciting as it gets for children interested in space stories.
Watching her interact with the creative writing students yesterday was wonderful. I enjoyed her session as much as – if not more than – the children.
As always, I was also struck by all the questions she was asked. Here are a few:
- Does NASA hire artists?
- How do astronauts sleep in space?
- How do they train to sleep in space?
- Don’t astronauts get bored of their jobs?
- Do you think a planet with huge oceans could have enormous creatures?
- Do astronauts ever argue when they’re on space missions?
- How do you get network at the International Space Station?
Guest sessions bring magic to the programme, and a NASA scientist? That’s all kinds of special.
The Sheep-Pig

A few months ago, one of my publishers, Mango Books, began a series of posts on social media about books authors read when they were young. The book I chose was The Sheep-Pig, a delightful chapter book by a favourite writer, Dick King-Smith.
Dick King-Smith’s stories are a treat. I loved The Sheep-Pig, the sequel Ace and so many more – Saddlebottom, A Mouse Called Wolf, The Hodgeheg … Every time I went to the library, I would look out for his books, hoping to discover at least one more book I hadn’t read.
Why is this book part of my reading programme?
Obviously, the first reason is that I love it. Here’s what I said to Mango Books about it.
“The Sheep-Pig is a delightful story, and I’m so glad I read it as a child! The book left me with the feeling that anything is possible. More than that, I loved the idea that kindness and courtesy can help you achieve anything. The Sheep-Pig shatters all stereotypes about pigs being dirty, greedy and stupid because the protagonist Babe is the perfect pig – clean, unfailingly polite and utterly charming. The story stayed with me because of its gentleness, its humour and its wonderful portrayal of friendship–all of which I hope find their way into my writing too!”

Discussion
From the importance of being polite to ideas of stereotypes, daring to be different and following instructions, The Sheep-Pig can spark all kinds of conversations. Why does Babe succeed where others fail? How do people see you? Do you fit in with their ideas? The Sheep-Pig is a wonderful text to work with when it comes to a range of subjects!
Puzzles
Many children find reading boring because there’s nothing to do. Mazes and puzzles help them to keep their minds active as they figure out best possible routes, and The Sheep-Pig, with its trail routes and shepherding storyline is perfect for more than one quick activity on problem solving.
Word games
Babe gets confused by the word ‘ewe’. He wonders what the sheep Ma means when she says ‘I am you’. Homophones can be confusing, but playing with them is fun! I’m waiting to work with rhymes, homophones and more at the reading programme.
A little about the book
Why can’t I learn to be a sheep-pig?
Babe, The Sheep-Pig
Mr Hogget wins a piglet at a fair, but he’s never had pigs before. His sheep-dog, Fly, takes the piglet under her wing and like all children, the piglet begins to imitate the closest adult. It so happens that the closest adult is not a pig, but a sheep-dog. Why should that stand in the way? If the piglet’s adoptive mum can be a sheep-dog, why can’t the little one be a sheep-pig?
The Sheep-Pig is an award-winning book by a beloved author, well worth a read, a re-read and then a few more re-reads after that.
Registrations are now closed for this reading programme. If you would like to receive email notifications when I launch new batches, please fill this form. Alternatively, follow me on social media – Facebook, Instagram and Twitter – for regular updates.
Shrinking Vanita
Reflections – Part 2
A Few More Writing Activities
Five Writing Activities for Children (and Adults!)
Stories of Space Robots and Rockets
A couple of weeks ago, I found myself thinking – an online writing programme is not a lit fest. Wouldn’t it be wonderful to invite people who would be able to do something entirely new? What could I do to bring in a new kind of story?
And here was my answer:

How can I make my science fiction story believable?
Do we need more stories about women in science?
| Fee | ₹400 per head (UPI: seshanvarsha@okhdfcbank or bank transfer – please contact me for my bank details; my number is in the poster) |
| Age-group | 9-13 |
| Date | 5th December 2020 |
| Time | 10 am to 11 am IST |
About the guest facilitator
Sreeja Nag is a Senior Research Scientist at NASA Ames Research Center, where she leads a project called D-SHIELD. She is also working on what could be the first self-driving robotic fleet on public roads. Sreeja completed her PhD in Space Systems Engineering at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, Cambridge. Her research interests include distributed space systems, space robotics for Earth observation, space traffic management, and vehicular robotics validation.
She grew up in Pune, Maharashtra and completed her undergraduate studies in IIT Kharagpur in India before moving to the United States. She currently lives in the San Francisco Bay Area in California.
How to register
This is a free event for all those who have registered for my online creative writing programme.
Edit: This event was held on the 5th of December. Look out for all workshop announcements on my blog, or on social media (Facebook, Instagram and Twitter). To receive information about my reading and writing programmes via email, please fill this form.
Writing Stories with Nalini Sorensen
Guest sessions are full of fun! Yesterday, I went on not one, but several writing journeys with children’s book author Nalini Sorensen. What did I take back from my journeys? Several things, actually!

For one, I love Nalini’s phrase ‘story eyes’.
Just like Nalini, the question I hear most often is ‘where do you get your ideas from?’ Nalini made us close our eyes and imagine an incredible experience. She took us on a journey to the top of Mount Everest, a journey that’s unique, special.
And then, she told use that we didn’t need experiences like that to create stories. All we needed were our story eyes. Look around with story eyes, and even mundane events can become stories.
Already, during my writing programme, children have been concerned about uniqueness. What if we copy someone else’s story by mistake? Will we get into trouble? Isn’t it possible for more than one person to have the same idea?
Even though Nalini didn’t hear these questions, she answered them as she spoke about how perspective matters. Perspective can change everything, and that is what makes your story unique.
This guest session was just the beginning. Follow me on social media to find out about upcoming workshops – Facebook, Instagram and Twitter. To receive information about my reading and writing programmes via email, please fill this form.
Online Reading Programme
Reflections – Part 1
During the course of any creative writing programme I conduct, about two or three times, I ask children to stop and reflect on everything they’ve felt and everything they’ve done during their sessions with me. Now that we’re one month into my online programme, it was time. And as usual, I could not stop smiling when I read their work.
Afreena, 11, listed everything she’s learnt – from acrostic poems to rebuses. She remembered the list poem she wrote, the limericks we read and all the literary devices we worked with. Her reflection was simple, clear and straightforward; I loved it.
Sunandini, 9, did something quite beautiful – she wrote a story! The whole story was a grand metaphor for the creative writing programme and I can quite honestly say that I’ve never read such an original reflection! Here are a few snippets.
A few weeks back, I boarded The Great Grammar Express. I walked to my compartment and opened the sliding-door. Inside, a girl with a green suitcase was settling in. I sat down on the spacious berth opposite to the other girl’s. A lady with short hair got in the compartment and said ‘I am your instructor for this writing journey, Ms. Vanessa’.
I’ve shortened it a bit, but isn’t that just a lovely beginning? The reflection continues in the same vein. Read on!
After a while we stepped out of the train [since it had stopped] for a short walk. We found we were in the limerick lane and actually discussing limericks by Edward Lear. The train then whistled and we rushed to get in. Once settled, we tried our hand at writing a five line limerick. I felt I could have written a better limerick with a second try.
I’m not going to share the whole thing here, but I can quite honestly say I enjoyed reading all of it. Sunandini also shared answers to a few questions I asked to push them to write their reflections. The piece she feels was the best she wrote is one that I admired too.
A little background before I share the poem: we used Shel Silverstein’s Magic to work on strong verbs. I love his teaching resources; they serve as wonderful material for poetry workshops. After reading his poem, I asked the girls to write a poem of their own, which uses eight strong verbs in two sentences – look what Sunandini came up with.

And finally, a reflection like this, from 10-year-old Ruchiranana, always warms my heart. How can I not be happy when a child says there was nothing she didn’t like during five hours with me?

As each session goes by, I’m so glad I ventured into this online creative writing programme. It gives me so much joy!
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Writing Stories with Nalini Sorensen
Each morning, among the first things I do is visit my creative writing forum. I love it. I love that every day, there are new pieces to read, all shared by young writers who are part of my online creative writing programme. I’ve done four sessions with one batch and three with another; it’s time to bring a little more excitement in – a guest session!
I spoke to author Nalini Sorensen, and we finalized things super quickly. I’m delighted to announce a one-hour writing workshop with this warm, lively, award-winning writer. While the event is free for those who have enrolled for my online programme, it’s open to non-participants too, on payment of a registration fee.

Edit: This event was held on the 19th of November. Look out for all workshop announcements on my blog, or on social media (Facebook, Instagram and Twitter). To receive information about my reading and writing programmes via email, please fill this form.
How to Write a Limerick
What is a limerick?
A limerick is a (usually humorous) five-line poem with a strict AABBA rhyme scheme. It’s fun to write and, usually, fun to read. I’ve always loved limericks by Edward Lear, and over the past few years, I’ve read many, many more. Do you remember the nursery rhyme ‘Hickory Dickory Dock’? That was probably the first limerick most of us learned!

Why should I write a limerick?
While I can’t give you an answer to that, I can tell you why I work with limericks so often at creative writing workshops I conduct.
- Limericks are fun.
- Limericks are funny.
- Limericks have a definite structure, which forces us to pay attention to both rhyme and meter. Read more about that here.
- Limericks are short, with no room to wax lyrical.
What do I need to know about limericks?
The best way to understand the form of a limerick is to read dozens – or hundreds – of limericks for yourself. Feel the meter and the rhyme scheme, instead of learning the rules I’ve listed below!
- A limerick has five lines.
- The rhyme scheme of a limerick is AABBA. This means that the first, second and fifth lines rhyme with one another and the third and fourth lines rhyme with each other.
- The length of the lines also follows the same pattern. The first, second and fifth lines are longer and have three stressed syllables each.
The third and fourth lines are shorter and have two stressed syllables each.
How do I go about it?
As with any other kind of writing, begin with an idea. Perhaps you could write a limerick about yourself!
- The first line should introduce the main character – that’s you!
- The second line should bring humour in. Think about your quirks (strange habits or funny things you do!).
- The third and fourth lines need action. Use good, clear vocabulary.
- The fifth line should not leave the reader hanging. You need a resolution.
Look how I gave it a shot!
I am the main character of my limerick. What odd habits do I have that I can have fun with? What action can I bring in, and how do I finish my limerick with a good punchline?
Here’s one of the limericks I came up with:

What makes a limerick difficult to write?
Lots of things, actually! It took a while for me to realise that I would struggle if I chose to write about more than one character. For me, five lines aren’t enough to do anything meaningful with multiple characters!
The meter of a limerick is challenging too. I had lots and lots of ideas, but with such short, defined lines, it isn’t easy to make the poem work.
I don’t like “adjusting” poems. For me, rhyming verse should be easy to read aloud. Else, it just doesn’t work!
Go on, try a limerick of your own. Share it with me if you’d like to!
Creative Writing with Children
Every time I work with children on creative writing, I realise why I enjoy it so much. Each interaction is full of laughter, fun, and most joyous of all–moments when children finally understand something and it shows on their faces. I’m still elated after yesterday’s online creative writing session!
Since I launched the programme on the 5th of October, I’ve had a regular routine. Early in the morning, I log on to my forum. What will I find? Which of the writers would have contributed something delightful?
One morning, I discovered a letter to be placed in a high technology envelope that could be opened and closed with a button. Another morning, I discovered a list of words that one of the young writers loves – goofy, amazing, surprise … And soon, I will find a set of limericks. I can’t wait to read them!
Yesterday, as usual, my session was full of all kinds of activities. I love exploring ways to keep the children engaged during an online interaction, and I wanted to work with synonyms. I chose the word ‘happy’ to start the conversation and used the white board for the first time, inviting them to work together on a word search puzzle. I had to bite back my smile when I saw the poor white board at the end of the session.

Rhyme, rhythm, meter, homophones, alliteration, tongue twisters, limericks … That’s what we’ve done so far in just two weeks. The next ten weeks promise to be exciting.
And on that note, a reminder: registrations are still open for the age-group 12-14 for the batch that begins on Thursday the 15th of October. Click here for more details. I can’t wait for it to begin!































